Jokes

Shoot The Bull

Submitted by Art Kettelhut

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in
one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He
says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right
up" He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one
gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the
shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter
every where, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has
his shotgun in one hand pulling another male
buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still
cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all
that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training
for upper management position in United States
Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for
rest of day.